Army Wife Recipe

1 1/2 cups Patience

1 cup Courage

3/4 cup Tolerance

dash of Adventure

1 pound of Ability

To the above ingredients:

Add 2 tablespoons elbow grease

and let stand alone for one year.

Marinate frequently with salty tears.

Pour off excess fat

and sprinkle ever so lightly with money

then Knead dough until payday.

Season with international spices.

Bake 20 years or until done.

Makes unlimited servings

SERVE WITH PRIDE